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The Buffoon And The Valedictorian by Adam Sandler | lyrics[fix or update these lyrics]
The Buffoon The Valedictorian
Performed by adam sandler and jennifer lien
"and now the buffoons date at the drive-in with the schools valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "i really appreciate youre asking me out. most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "this movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "well, ebel gave it thumbs up, but ciscel thought it was too preachy. anyway, I enjoyed the directors last film immensly."
Buffoon: "cathleen turner has big fuckin tits!"
Valedictorian: "yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. she looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesnt she? "
Buffoon: "i put a firecracker in a bullfrogs mouth and blew his fuckin head off."
Valedictorian: "well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."
Buffoon: "that girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."
Valedictorian: "well, I guess shes strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
[buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "this popcorns fuckin terrible. it tastes like someone jizzed all over it."
[buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a
Dish prank."
Buffoon: "i looked at my asshole in the mirror today. it blew my fuckin mind!"
Valedictorian: "its ironic that parts of ones body seems odd and unusual because you dont see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "my fathers shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin day!"
Valedictorian: "its puzzling why one persons fecal odor can be more overpowering than anothers. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that persons internal metabolis
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Buffoon: "im gonna go get head from that fuckin girl."
[gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "well, Im sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
[buffoon walking away]
"i do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."
Buffoon: "i like to piss in that guys fuckin gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "bye bye! have fun."
[buffoon continues to walk away]
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| Emotions analysis of lyrics... | appreciate 2, like 2, strong 1, commit 1, fabulous 1, animals 1,
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