(Speaking) Hey guys. I just wanna thank ya for listening to my record. I hope you had as much fun as i did. Here's one last ditty, just for you.
(sing) I used to ride my big wheel. and sell lemonade. eat popcorn with grandpa while we watch the parade. but now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J.D. What the hell happend to me?
I used to have throwin' snowballs with my best friend Billy the mom would make us cocoa if we got to chilly but now I only get excited when i see a girl pee. What the hell happend to me?
I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood. I only did the things mama said i should. but now I just do whatever I want. I even whipped it out in a restaurante
I used to help clean the park in the middle of town then play kickball till the sun went down but now all I do is get VD What the hell happend to me?
It makes no sense I can't believe this happend to me I'm outta my gourd Won't smebody please help me.
